Gentleman Giant

Dethson - And you think it's safe on Land?
And you think it's safe on Land?

I am a giant at 6'6" with a booming voice. Please don't be scared of me. I have an intimidating persona. Everything about me is huge. I whisper and people in the next county look up and ask, "What was that?" I like to cook, read, camp, hike, go to museums, comic cons, and libraries. I am a sci fi fan. Big on Doctor Who. Football, Basketball, baseball, any sports... not so much. I would prefer to go to the dentist than have to sit through a conversation on some team's prowess over another's. And I don't regularly go to the dentist. My four favorite words in the English language are "All You Can Eat. " If you want to upset me, order a big meal and then have a few bites and say you're finished. Clean your plate. I don't have time for people with small appetites. Enjoy Life! Everything to Excess! Big bites of Everything. Moderation is for monks. And if you're self-conscious about size, as long as I can get my arms around you, you're the perfect size. If you don't like your weight, let's go swimming. You weigh less in the water. If you want to immediately jump in the sack, look somewhere else. I need to be comfortable with you for a while before anything happens. I was recently divorced after 15 years. There was no infidelity. Only poison from her sisters who felt dumb around me. Which is only right as I outclass most people in any room by 50 IQ points. Last time my ex and I kissed, Obama was in his first term. I am so out of practice, I am not even sure what goes where or why anymore. I commiserate with Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory in that regard. But if you'd like to play MarioKart for a while and eat pizza with me and cuddle a while, come on over. Huge hugs are great. Deep conversation is also a delight. Should we watch a movie together and you are asked, "What did you think?, " a one word guttural is an insufficient response. Language sets us apart from animals. You will find me to be a cunning linguist.

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56 year old Man, in Fairview, Oklahoma, USA
Height: 6' 6"
Body type: a few extra pounds
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Smoking: regular smoker
Drinking: light social drinker
Have children?: none
Want children?: undecided
Income: average
Education: doctorate
Religion: spiritual/new-age
Lifestyle: relaxed
Personality: very outgoing
Sexual style: occasionally a bit adventurous
Interests: riding/equestrian, scuba diving, water skiing, sailing, amusement parks, bird watching, boating, camping, canoeing/kayaking, gardening, hiking, picnics, relaxing on the beach, walking (pleasure), karting (go karts)


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