Love me or hate me, I will still be me.


Extremely sarcastic, butt sometimes serious. I have a voice made for radio and at times a mouth that would embarrass Lenny Bruce. But as I small business owner, I also know how to keep composure and charm when needed. It's been a few years since I dated, primarily to keep my business working and Focus all other attention on raising my seven-year-old son. Narcissistically eccentric with a dark sense of humor, unique is definitely my personality‚Äč. Too much for some and not enough for others, I consider myself the optimistic pessimist.

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42 year old Man, in Richmond, Virginia, USA
Height: 6' 1"
Body type: average
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Smoking: trying to quit
Drinking: light social drinker
Have children?: yes, living with part time
Income: average
Education: high school
Religion: spiritual/new-age
Lifestyle: relaxed
Personality: very outgoing
Sexual style: quite adventurous/open-minded
Interests: swimming, boating, camping, hiking, picnics, relaxing on the beach, walking (pleasure), stargazing, auto racing, rodeo, martial arts, coffee shops, country drives, comedy clubs, fine dining


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