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"My name is Inigo Montoya. Joo killed my father. Prepare to DIE!" Now that my favorite movie has broken the ice, a little about my life. It's got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... I know, Inconceivable! I am very health concious, taking daily vitamins for the soul: laughter, love, and learning. They are the true fountain of youth, so strap on your water wings! The outdoors is my church, animals my saints, and the universe my school. Adaptively, I can appreciate causing casual mayhem on the town, or comfy couch cuddling surfing Netflix. I have found that expectations ruin experiences. Anyone who says differently is selling something, so let's chat and litmus test our chemistry! Either way, "have fun stormin’ da castle" and remember, “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…[thunk].

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42 year old Man, in Burbank, California, USA
Height: 6' 0"
Body type: average
Ethnicity: mixed race
Smoking: vapor only
Drinking: social drinker
Have children?: none
Want children?: undecided
Income: average
Education: college diploma
Lifestyle: somewhat active
Personality: somewhat outgoing
Sexual style: quite adventurous/open-minded
Interests: riding/equestrian, softball, beach volleyball, amusement parks, camping, hiking, relaxing on the beach, stargazing, baseball, football, rodeo, bowling, martial arts, pool/billiards, volleyball


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