like girls who are really mean. That's why I moved to Iowa from Texas. She also has to be really clingy and super jealous. I prefer woman to talk a lot about their ex, and despise my kids and animals. In my free time I love to take my shirt off and pose for selfies. My body is in awesome shape thanks to my strict diet of Budweiser, jallepeno poppers, and Whoppers. We're a Whopper family. Big Macs have no home here. I work nights fighting crime. Now listen, I'm not admitting to being Batman, but nobody has seen the penguin since I moved up here. The only reason I want a girlfriend is so that when we're in my truck and I'm singing "Fergalicious" and its at the part where she says "I be up in the gym just workin on my finess and she my witness" I can point to her and she'll do the little "whoOOT" part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and its stressful because right after I go "whoOOT" I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.

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40 year old Man, in Tipton, Iowa, USA
Height: 5' 11"
Body type: athletic
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Smoking: non-smoker
Drinking: social drinker
Have children?: yes, but not living with
Want children?: yes
Income: average
Education: masters degree
Religion: Christian (non-Catholic)
Lifestyle: relaxed
Personality: very outgoing
Sexual style: conventional, please
Interests: riding/equestrian, swimming, beach volleyball, sailing, amusement parks, boating, camping, canoeing/kayaking, fishing, hiking, motorcycles, picnics, relaxing on the beach, walking (pleasure), 4 wheeling


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