Hopeless Romantic Searching for Soulmate -- Damsels in Distress Need Not Apply


Just returned to Hawaii after living in SE Asia for 3 years. I speak Chinese-Mandarin and Thai fairly well, and enough Spanish to order a beer, find a bathroom and get into trouble. I love all kinds of music although I have never been to a live concert. There isn't much I don't enjoy doing, and nothing I won't enjoy doing with the right person, providing of course I get to do something I like and drag them along. I look just as comfortable and "in place" getting off a Harley or out of a 4X4 in jeans and leather jacket as I do getting out of a Porsche or Mercedes in a tux at the valet parking stand. I'm looking for a passionate, romantic, honest, woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go for it. Oh yeah, and LOYALTY and fidelity would be nice touch too. I am a single dad of a wonderful, bright, beautiful 8 year old girl and don't NEED another woman in my life -- but would LIKE to find one worthy of my love and fidelity. If your favorite part of a muffin is the top AND you save it for LAST -- AND you think the JOURNEY is more important than the desination . . . why not send me a message and we'll take a road trip with a box of muffins in hand not caring where we end up!

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56 year old Man, in Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
Height: 5' 8"
Ethnicity: other
Body type: athletic
Smoking: non-smoker
Lifestyle: quite active
Personality: somewhat outgoing
Sexual style: occasionally a bit adventurous
Education: university bachelors degree
Income: average
Religion: Catholic
Interests: camping, 4 wheeling, motorcycles, relaxing on the beach, working out, coffee shops, fine dining, movies, cooking, reading, movies at home, family activities, travel, weekend getaways, wine tasting


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