Pirate Gypsy Cowgirl

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I am a pirate gypsy cowgirl. What makes me unique? Everyone is unique. I'm super fun and have a lot of quirks and I don't tolerate no bulls***.... If you try to play me, I'll show you how the game is played with a prompt: adios MAFACKA! Otherwise I'm quite pleasant to be around :) I know it sounds like I'm a cold hard B-word. Buut this is not my first rodeo... I've been thrown off the horse a few times and although I've learned my lessons from certain situations it doesn't mean I hold the actions of past relationships against the next person. I believe in the good in people and try to give everyone the same benefit of the doubt... Even if it bites me in the arse.

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34 year old Woman, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Height: 5' 7"
Body type: slim/fit
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Smoking: regular smoker
Drinking: light social drinker
Have children?: none
Want children?: yes
Education: high school
Religion: other
Lifestyle: very active
Personality: somewhat outgoing
Interests: cycling, rock climbing, snowmobiling, swimming, amusement parks, boating, camping, fishing, gardening, hiking, hunting, relaxing on the beach, quadding/ATVs, 4 wheeling, shooting


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