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I'm a very nice person and won't yell at you. I'll care about you and really listen when you talk. I know over 800 jokes, and at least 7 of them are funny (possibly as many as 19, depending on your tastes). I'm omnivorous, I have prehensile thumbs, I walk erect, and can think in the abstract. I can converse intelligently on many subjects, but not to your tedium. I love a good story, regardless of who is telling it. I like to go out as well as stay home. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and build you up instead of tearing you down. I'm low maintenance and above all I'm fun!!!!! And on top of all those fine qualities, I'm pretty attractive too. In short, I'm quite a catch! I don't really have any hard and fast criteria for who I'm looking for, but I'll know him when I see him. And long hair is a definite plus!

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52 year old Woman, in Oceanside, California, USA
Height: 5' 6"
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Body type: proportionate
Smoking: non-smoker
Lifestyle: quite active
Personality: somewhat outgoing
Sexual style: occasionally a bit adventurous
Education: university bachelors degree
Income: average
Religion: Catholic
Interests: riding/equestrian, sailing, boating, camping, hiking, fine dining, live music, TV comedy, movies at home, travel


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