I work hard for a dollar, but the best thing in life are free. Well, I can't wait to meet your mother cause I know she's really gonna like me. You dad is gonna greet me with a smile and a firm handshake. He will be awfully glad to meet me; what a marvelous impression I'll make. I tell a real good joke, I've got a fine sense of humor, I don't mind if you smoke and I'm a real connosuier. I'm cut and everything and it's clear that I'm the king. I get to work on time and I work hard every day. And I'm genuinely interested in everything you have to say. I will understand if you need to be alone sometimes - you know an understanding man like me is really hard to find. I'm a rock-n-roll star and a football captain, got real nice car and I'm a man of action, I'm a real hum-dinger and it's clear that I'm the king. I'm sensitive and strong, if you're cold I'll make you warmer. I'll never do you wrong cause I'm you knight in shining armor. In a social situation, I express myself clearly always. I drink in moderation and I always do just what the law says. I've got excellent taste in art cause I'm a sensitive man. You've got permanent place in my heart (cause that's the way that I am). I know what I got, I've got to give myself credit. I know what I want and I know how to get it. I'm a real smart cookie and it's clear that I'm the king . . .

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38 year old Man, in Aurora, Illinois, USA
Height: 5' 11"
Ethnicity: white (caucasian)
Body type: slim
Smoking: regular smoker
Personality: somewhat outgoing
Religion: non-religious
Interests: pubs, coffee shops, fine dining, museums/galleries, shopping, board games, cooking, musical instruments/singing, reading, current events/politics, philosophy


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