POSITION: Wife, Mother, Mom, Mommy JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team player needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess physical stamina and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets. Must screen phone calls, and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must be indispensable. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and this wish you could only do more. PS- Please, serious inquiries only, and only respond if you have a photo, thank's.
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Papa D47 year old Man, in Lexington, Kentucky, USA
|Sexual style:||occasionally a bit adventurous|
|Interests:||swimming, gardening, picnics, walking (pleasure), auto racing, pool/billiards, church, fine dining, TV comedy, movies at home, family activities, travel|
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